I have a solution for Houston's notorious traffic - all of us need to get a jetpack like the one used by "FusionMan" to fly over the English Channel at 100 mph.
Just imagine - no more hour long commutes or worrying about accidents and dead traffic lights slowing you down! Just strap on the jetpack, grab your briefcase and leap into the air, faster than a speeding commuter!!
No more road rage! Just make sure you don't fly with your mouth open in case of intercepting flying bugs.
Now, where can I order one of these jetpacks?
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